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Hello, I'm Matthew, but you can call me Matt. This blog was made so i could escape from everything and just talk and reblog what ever I wanted without worrying about my parents or friends seeing it. Its grown further then i thought it would. I hope you enjoy. I bounce around alot in my head never can truly think of one subject at once. SO on occasion i take something for it, but when i do i get jittery and start editing my about me on tumblr like now. If you help me once I will do everything i can to help you ten fold. O am hungry now do I'm going to go and eat. Love you all and hope you live an AWESOME life!!!!

Video Games: Minecraft, Diablo 3, Half Life, Portal, Battlefield 3, Assassins' Creed, Counter Strike

Fandoms:
COMMUNITY (happy @where-is-my-comb?) Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Parks and Recreation, Being Human, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Immortal Instruments, Infernal Instruments, My Little Pony, Weeds, Workaholics, Doctor Horribles Sing-a-long Blog, Portlandia, Once Upon A Time, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Tosh.0, Breakfast Club--- Can't think of any other ones

My ask is always open for questions or anything.

294441 Notes / Wed Apr 16th, 2014 reblog

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

image

(Source: neptunain, via thefuuuucomics)

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obamadontcare:

straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now

(Source: isacknewton, via thefuuuucomics)

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rocketscantakeme:

son-san:

stoned-levi:

zheitzer:

lygrim:

I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher. 



Here’s where people are making their mistake: They’re going for the superglass instead of the metal that holds it.

^^^

Reason #356 why it’s actually a GOOD thing Tumblr users don’t leave their rooms
222967 Notes / Tue Apr 15th, 2014 reblog
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
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263640 Notes / Tue Apr 15th, 2014 reblog

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

coolmyassholeburnsthings:

In every fucking sentence

(Source: thoughtsofacoolkid, via by-the-tongs-and-by-the-hammer)

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axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up