Sleep VS. The Internet

Fucking shit its 3 am again.,...

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Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt

Neighbor:
So, Pizza?
Me:
Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor:
Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me:
Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor:
oh, ok...
Me:
No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor:
Yeah
Me:
Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor:
....ok